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1. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions
2. It never hurts to work out...take your own advice
3. We hate porn
4. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press
5. Hold our hand
6. We are not your all-night restaurant
7. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us
8. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick
9. Dont go around and say JoJo or ashley simpson ect... is hot cuz it makes us fell a lil bad unless u say were way hotter
10. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time"
11. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance
12. You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF
13. We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you
14. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on good terms
15. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating
16. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same
17. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying
18. On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them
19. Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference
20. Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery
21. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while
22. Tell us we're beautiful...not hot, it doesn't mean anything to us
23. The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest
24. Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you
25. If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it
26. One word when it comes to smoking...quit
27. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends
28. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
29. Pot, drinking, and smoking and other crap like drugs is not cool and the actually good looking girls would probably dump you if you start it
30. And last but not least size doesn’t matter except for girls who are whores
